Quotes

the main theme "hindsight" from the play "hello doctor, it's still swollen":
"hello mr. colon, my prostate's feelin' swollen, i think things are flowin' not so well, if you're feelin kinda heinous cause there's somethin' in your..."
-Contributed by Erin

From Hackers:
"So what's your interest in Kate Libby? Academic, Purely sexual..." "Homicidal."
-Contributed by ME!

Gone in 60 Seconds:
"You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive honey. Shit, I can't swim. I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass outta the pool."
-Contributed by Eileen

Gone in 60 Seconds:
"Which is better, having sex or steaing cars?" "Having sex, WHILE stealing cars"
-Contributed by Eileen

javier from felicity:
"They say, Guns don't kill people, people kill people. But that's like saying, butter knives don't spread butter on bread, people do. That may be true, but it doesn't make it a smart thing to say."
-Contributed by Erin

ray ramon from cnbc's headliners and legends:
"anything frank barone does, my father has done only probably without pants"
-Contributed by Erin

this is a hilarious scene from the show 2gether. it is between the two brothers, the fat one (FO) and the shy one (SO):
SO: We're gonna make like a buttload of money off of this!
FO: A buttload? How much is a buttload?
SO: A thousand dollars. See, i base that on the fact that, once, i put 5 dollars up my butt and, not to brag or anything, but i could fit a lot more up there. Way more, easy.
-Contributed by Erin

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